My brother's excited voice on my answering machine woke me up this morning.
Wake up. Wake up, Deeeeee! I have some GREAT news!
The day we've both been waiting for. Rage Against the Machine is reuniting for the Coachella Valley Music Festival in April. Yessss. I am so excited I can hardly stand myself.
If there is one other person who loves this band as much as me, its my bro. He knew I would be positively giddy to hear the news. And I am. I called all my diehard Rage heads and let them know.
Its been ten long years since I saw them live. Ten years too long. I am coming out of retirement for them. My bro and I always said, if they ever got back together, we would sooo be there. Even if we are the oldest homies there!
So now I am left to figure out how I am going to raise $85 from thin air to buy my ticket on Saturday. My dad used to tell me, what do you think--that I shit money? Hold on, let me go to the toilet for you. Ah, good ole Dad. Short of visiting the ladies room, there is recycling cans, donating blood, children for sale on the black market. I'll think of something. I've gotta be there.